She made two critical mistakes: 1. She bought me cheap store brand cat food 2. She forgot to log out of her facebook account

hab fun nawt habin anee frenz!

NOW... TO WALK ALL OVER THE BED

Member us? Look familiar? We're the ones you DIDN'T adopt at the shelter! Oh, I'm not with them. I'm just here cause I thought I smelled tuna.

To be honist, I'z thinkin uv droppping a howse on yu.

Is It Looking At Me? I think it is. It will pay dearly.

1. denial 2. shock 3. cursing 4. bargaining 5. a brief nap 6. acceptance 7. plotting revenge

This squirrel has finally had it with the neighbor's dog .