NO, PATCHES! DON'T BE A HERO! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT VACUUM IS CAPABLE OF!
NO, WAIT UNTIL HE'S CLOSED THE DOOR THEN WE'LL ASK TO COME INSIDE
DON'T CHASE THE LASER, CARL IT'S WHAT THE HUMANS WANT
I hate court appearances. Especially for restraining orders filed by squirrels.