"Are you sure?"
"Yes. The cat was definitely asking for a cheezburger. As I recall, that is an act of war."
She still thinks I mean "she's such a dear..."
Hello, poaleez departmnt? I haz emrjensee; I wantz to report a missin' bukit, pweez.
I went over your report, but I think it will dry before your meeting.
kittehz r eksellent proofreedurz.
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