Sorry, can't let you go. Tortoise paid me off.
he toldz me he had 2 leevz u in teh dust.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Here is a list of my demands. Now take them to the hoomans and tell them once they're met I'll release the dog. Okai, but dis is just an old McDonalds receipt....