I has a cozy.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Gif your butt (!) over to Animal Gifs for MOAR cyoot and funneh on loop!
Ooh! Teh store hazza sale on Grow-Yor-Own CatNip Kits.
Nice try, but you can't read.
Ai can teech maiself. It can't bee hard.
I HAZ A KUMFEE...
Don't yoo want tu join?
I am in my scritch position You may proceed
Proseed scritching nao, slaev!
Bring me a glass of wine, would you? and a dish of sardines
Dis is mai kind ob relaxashun.