Things had been pretty quiet that evening. Then Candice tried to rub her scent on the power button.
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THOMASINA SOON CAME TO REGRET HAVING STOLEN THAT CAKE FROM ALICE. BUT TEH SIGN ON TEH CAEK SED "EAT ME"
Wet butt and not a burd in site. Mebbe dis not such a gud idea.
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