You had me up until the part about celebrating my "inner goth." But then you won me back with that last reason.
After rolling over on the goggie and telling the hoomans who borked da vase Annie hadta go into witness protection program
witnessez r alwayz teh problum.
In yoga it's called "downward dog"... In bedroom it's called "Only 'cause it's your birthday."
Either U didn't read the instructions... or U can't assemble a simple Cat.
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