You had me up until the part about celebrating my "inner goth." But then you won me back with that last reason.
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witnessez r alwayz teh problum.
In yoga it's called "downward dog"... In bedroom it's called "Only 'cause it's your birthday."
Either U didn't read the instructions... or U can't assemble a simple Cat.
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