I red ur jurnul . . yoo rly scrood UP
Sometimes, bein the designated driver rilly sux
I know it's a weird time and all, but you're hair smells really good.
Whadda ya mean ? You really wanted a COBRA to come out of the basket? But...but I'm a lot nicer!
OMG! Really people? The dining table? Here's a thought: how about restricting your little freak show to the bedroom?
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