I red ur jurnul . . yoo rly scrood UP

Sometimes, bein the designated driver rilly sux

I know it's a weird time and all, but you're hair smells really good.

Whadda ya mean ? You really wanted a COBRA to come out of the basket? But...but I'm a lot nicer!

OMG! Really people? The dining table? Here's a thought: how about restricting your little freak show to the bedroom?