Yes, Dear. Yep. Sure. Anything you say. Uhuh...sure
Dere's nuffin beddur dan reeding da papur in da mornin.
Ooh! Teh store hazza sale on Grow-Yor-Own CatNip Kits.
Nice try, but you can't read.
Ai can teech maiself. It can't bee hard.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Dumb-asses thought I couldn't read!
UNBELIEVEBEL! EBERY WURD IN DIS DIKTIONAIRY IZ SPELLED WRONG!
Wut primitib, stoopid peeplol to speek such a lowsy, pethetic langwage.
Make sure you read instructions Don't put batteries in wrong place!
He needs sum rechargin'.
Months of research indicate that I can't read.
i kant read but i lieks teh picturz.
Honey, I really think we need to get Tigger some reading glasses.
If we ignore da problem its YOO who will experience '100 Years ob Solitood'.