u reed slow i dun dis page
an den frodo an da sebben dwarfs simply walked into mordor srsly, yuz gonna haf to lern tu read...
Of course I'm snide. Did you even BOTHER to READ the Owner's Manual?
I red ur jurnul . . yoo rly scrood UP
I read your old letters. Tell me about this Calico hussy you could neber shut up about.
Either U didn't read the instructions... or U can't assemble a simple Cat.
When I want your opinion, I'll read it in your entrails.
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