i got yew a book but i readed it

I just read that the richest kitty is worth over 10 million. You damn well better sign those insurance upgrades I put on your desk.

Read box.. ..now spoil meh

Wen I read about teh dangers uv drinking, I gave up... burb ...reading

u reed slow i dun dis page

an den frodo an da sebben dwarfs simply walked into mordor srsly, yuz gonna haf to lern tu read...

Of course I'm snide. Did you even BOTHER to READ the Owner's Manual?