TO THE IKEA AND BEYOND !!!
It puts the lotion on it's skin
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here If you have already abandoned all hope, please disregard this notice.
I'll get you next time, Gadget. Next time.
It's called an illusion, Michael! A trick is something a dog does for biscuits.
PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR NARCOLEPTIC GIRLS
" and shining morning face, creeping like a snail unwillingly to school" Shakespeare Snail in school? Dis guy's a putz dat's fur shur.
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