We is freeing u from teh tyranny uv inferior one ply toylet paper. Ur welcome.

datz teh short vershun ob teh storee, at leest.

Dis is for Zombie Apocalypse

apocalypse, meow!

Even the office cats are turned off at night to conserve energy where I work

Whaddaya tink? I buyed him 4 urburfdai.

hello, my name is Mittens and i'll be pouncing on you today

Oh hai der! We iz all here for teh toofibrush commershal