Do you think the witch will miss her broom? I don't know but I want to see her face when she sees what we left in her cauldron.
I makes origamis for you. Will have the beautifuls. Trust me.
Whaddaya tink? I buyed him 4 urburfdai.
No! You have to wait for me to open it!
After the incident with the dead rat in the Gucci bag, Susan was understandably suspicious of her "birthday present".
When I sed git mi sumthing slinky for my birthday, dis iz not whut I meant!
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