im a statu 2

i like long walks on the beach, candle light noms, and shiny things...

SMILE For teh camawa

How long I gotta holdz dis pose while you paintz me?

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME MR. SPRINKLES

Paints meh like wun ob ur fwench fwies! Gurls? Oh. Well, dat'll wurk, I guess.

ASSASSINS CREED BROTHERHOOD OF CATS