b kareful wif dem roses!

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

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The worst part about this is that I waited in line for hours at a book signing, hoping to score a few pawtographs, but by the time I got up to the table, all of the authors had fallen asleep inside the boxes the books had shipped in.

By the way, this is a real book that you can buy with money.

Roses are red, violets are blue the sun's on fire, kind of like you

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Roses are red, violets are red I killed the gardener

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Roses are red, violets are blue I'm eating my snack, with a side-dish of you

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