Kitteh Warmers will you buy one for my belly too?

Recharging teh ebil...please wait

IZ NOT YUMMY! IZ NOT YUMMY!!!

wuz inna lint trap plz check pokets nex time

Gawd! Can you please turn down the Monday!! I'm trying to ignore it!!

How many cats do you see? If you answered "4" there may not be enough alcohol in your system. Please continue drinking.

Hey! Opin up! Ai gotta uuz teh boks!