We are currently cruising at 35,000 feet Would all dogs proceed to the nearest exit. Thank you.
Under our new seating policies, first class passengers will be entitled to boxes lined with fleece blankies.
Good Morning Passengers At this time we offer early boarding for Business Cat Class
Please help yourself to our complimentary snack sized bags of kibbles. Our galley kitchen is not equipped to store carry-on fresh prey.
May I have your attention... I have been informed by the TSA that someone is smuggling nip on this flight. It is a crime not to share.