We are currently cruising at 35,000 feet
Would all dogs proceed to the nearest exit. Thank you.
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Under our new seating policies, first class passengers will be entitled to boxes lined with fleece blankies.
Good Morning Passengers
At this time we offer early boarding for Business Cat Class
Please help yourself to our complimentary snack sized bags of kibbles.
Our galley kitchen is not equipped to store carry-on fresh prey.
May I have your attention...
I have been informed by the TSA that someone is smuggling nip on this flight.
It is a crime not to share.
My apologies for flying in circles.
The copilot is a dog and he's trying to catch the tail assembly.
In the unlikely event of a water landing
Someone please save me! I can't swim.
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