The only thing that could possibly make sleeping in on a lazy Sunday any better is having a squee widdle cuddle buddy to share it with.
This wee lil' piggy sure is living the life. She gets a comfy carriage, all the soda she wants, and adoring fans like us to squee at her all day long.
"Widdle pigs, widdle pigs, let us in!"
"Not by the floof on our chiny-chin-chins!"
"Then we'll huff, and we'll puff, and we'll SQUEE your house in!"