They won't suspect a thing...
u r totalee nawt suspishus at all, kitteh!
cat food detected raise periscope
alsew noan az a kitteh scannur.
Trufax: Squee babies are the best kind of sweetener there is. I mean, sure, rat hair in your tea is kind of gross, but I'm mostly speaking metaphorically here.
My tortoise shell kitty Lady just being super cute by playing hide and go seek with me (or waiting for water from the tap to drink from ! )
pwease come home soon!
srsly.. it can be hard sumtiemz!