Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.
Yes, I hid teh goggie's fud, shredded every roll of toilet paper, threw up hairbalz in ur slippers, tore down the curtains, peed just owtside teh litter box and slept on ur favorite white sweater.
R u still mad at meh?
Remember that rug you said not to pee on? It was bound to happen sooner or later.