paranoid

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I'm starting to think owls are very paranoid birds. It would explain why their necks have a 270-degree turn radius in either direction (which they use to compulsively look over their shoulders), and why they're often calling out "Who? Who?" It's all starting to make sense...

-Sally Squeeps

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The moon is made of cheese. That's what the aliens were up to, abducting us and all.