Leaving a paper trail is hard work. Time for a nap.
Please buy a paper shredder. I'll even pay for it. This used to be a fun hobby, but I can't keep up with all your mistakes and rewrites!
Yeah, it's swell. May I have my paper bag back now, please?
The world's most Epic game of ROCK PAPER SCISSORS came to an abrupt stand still when both players figured out they could only play PAPER PAPER er... PAPER?!
Thesis still not done, huh?