Leaving a paper trail is hard work. Time for a nap.
Please buy a paper shredder. I'll even pay for it. This used to be a fun hobby, but I can't keep up with all your mistakes and rewrites!
Yeah, it's swell. May I have my paper bag back now, please?
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