See no ebil... Heer no ebil... Iz keepin mah opshuns opan.

basement kitteh approovs of ur openniss 2 ebil.

She must be having a "what to wear to work" crisis Ya think?

hoominz srsly haz NO taste!

Not sure if Futurama meme or just Lolcats

mebbe itz a bit ob boaf?

choose carefully. which of these laptops do you prefer?

Should I have scrambled eggs now or wait until the main course comes back?

S'cuse me... Either it rained last nite or you got a serious urinary tract infection

If you can't convince them---confuse them.