Well I think I'm pretty darn gorgeous WITHOUT all this crap on!

Whaddaya tink? I buyed him 4 urburfdai.

To be honist, I'z thinkin uv droppping a howse on yu.

Is it just me or do the garden faeries seem more aggressive this year?

90% will say this is cute 10% will punch a hole in the screen

When I want your opinion, I'll read it in your entrails.

Don't bother plucking the petals. I'm pretty sure she doesn't love you.