He read what the candidates had to say . Only possible response .
politikz wuz neber rly kittehz fing.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Holy Crap! You... ...only have TWO nipples?!?!
furthur proof dat kitteh momz r teh bestest momz.
Only the rich cats wear Purrberry!!
I WENT TO BRAZIL AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID WAX
HURRY!!! WE ONLY HAVE A FEW SECONDS LEFT!!!1!!!111!
Only YOU understand me, Mr. Squiffles! Which is why I had to kill the rest of them.
this is why the label says dry clean only