we dunt hab vodka but we gotz sum borscht!
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
old kuntry iz a tuff pwace wif tuff goggiez.
Ah, ai do miss da Old Countree sumtiems.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
PUT ME DOWN I MUST GATHER MORE WHEAT FOR THE MOTHERLAND
I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?
Babushka dog visits from Old Country...
In old country, I would have been allowed to kill you for this.