Officer, I swear I'm not drunk.
It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!
Narkotics Offisur Kitteh Pruparez to make big bust!
tell meh wayr u fownd dis nip!!
Good Evening Osficer No not doing anything
JUST A COUPLE OF BEERS, OCIFFER. HONEST
No,no,no officer, it's not nip, it's pot... Just ask my room mate Cheech Cheech ain't here!