Pssst. Hey. Ya wanna buy some nip? Pure, clean; it's the real deal, dude.
catnip. nawt eben wunse.
It's too early for me to think about nomming, squee lil' bird friend! But thank you so much for your offer!
he's not here right now. you want to leave a message?
Come into the woods... deep into the woods.... and bring noms. Seriously. We have Wi-Fi, and cappuccinos.