tern lite off i show u majik
Off to my pretend African safari brb
Well I'll be damned. It DID make her clothes fall off...
These words you shout, "OFF" and "TABLE," what do they mean?
It was all fun and games... until the barbiturates wore off.
Professor Mousey's invisibility potion wore off at the most inopportune time
so you're reading me a story about a cat with an eating disorder. nice. now that the gloves are off, how long's it been since you had a date?
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