They say your eyes are the window to your soul. I been staring for hours. I got nuffin.
When you absolutely, positively have nothing else to do
Yup. Yup. I aint cumplainin. Started out wif nuthin. Still got most of it.
It's better to say nothing at all than blurt out how you feel about the nitwad!
YOU WILL REMEMBER NOTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED HERE.
He suspects nothing.
Okay hoomin, the Cone of Shame will keep me from biting my rear... ... but NOTHING can stop the butt-scoot.
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