Yur cyoot kittehs not so cyoot

200 pages into it and not a single killing or bird sighting they should've called it To Bore a Cat

"Ask not for whom teh bell tolls" Why teh hell not?

Der iz yur problem, sumbodie filled it with watur instead ov littur

iz not stalking... just intently staring

It's not looking good. You has four gigglebytes and dey's all laffing.

no i'm not farting 'in your general direction'.this is precision work.