When I said I wanted domination, this isn't what I meant.

teh wurld! I ment teh wurld!!

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

hoomin, y yur feet not cyoot? myn r adorabibble

mah toesiez, let meh showz u dem!

This is called "aversion therapy." Not "torture." I'm gonna boop your nose until you actually love it.

iznt it moar liek immershun therapee?

Dis not gunna work. I'm a Gemini, and he's an idiot.

owr sinez r jus totalee incompatiblol.

I'm not Mr. Ed. This is the catnip talking.

most horsiez ai noez r jus delooshunal.

Don't worryz potato U is not alone

u wil fit rite in at mai foreber hoam!

NAWT FAYRE! It juss NAWT FAYRE! Why gawts to be so NAWT FAYRE? WHAT'S not fair? Ummm....I forgawtted.

iz der no justis in dis werld!?