Last week the sammich-sharin seemed frightfully inequal. Dat's okay. U dunt see very well. Today I have brought you a nife an yer glasses. What say we even things up a bit?
y shud u hab sammich but nawt meh?
I see that you haz cheese sammich.... ...and I has NO cheese sammich.
ok u want me 2 maek u a cheezburger?
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
kittehz r so unreesunabl!
Hey! Me suppost to be in there!
be kareful, kittehs kan b sensitive...
NAWT FAYRE! It juss NAWT FAYRE! Why gawts to be so NAWT FAYRE? WHAT'S not fair? Ummm....I forgawtted.
iz der no justis in dis werld!?