Iz open!

this is why I don't let you have nice things

Ladee, it's a nice too-too, but shuld yur ta-ta be showing?

Turn up the volume. The vibrates feel nice.

so you're reading me a story about a cat with an eating disorder. nice. now that the gloves are off, how long's it been since you had a date?

The doilies are a nice touch, but you're going to have a hard time explaining their presence to your proctologist.