At least you have... yourself? Right?
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
... seven threats-a-threatening!
Six sneaky kittens!
FIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIIILLS
Four two-ply rolls!
Three-letter swear words!
Two broken bulbs!
And a LOLcat stuck in a treeeee!
He's an understanding guy... right?
Why do you have to use the 'naughty' or 'nice' binary? There's a lot of grey in our world, you know.