two can play the blame game, ya know

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so you're reading me a story about a cat with an eating disorder. nice. now that the gloves are off, how long's it been since you had a date?

wait...what?

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The doilies are a nice touch, but you're going to have a hard time explaining their presence to your proctologist.

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