this is why I don't let you have nice things
Ladee, it's a nice too-too, but shuld yur ta-ta be showing?
Turn up the volume. The vibrates feel nice.
so you're reading me a story about a cat with an eating disorder. nice. now that the gloves are off, how long's it been since you had a date?
The doilies are a nice touch, but you're going to have a hard time explaining their presence to your proctologist.
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