PATIENCE LITTLE ONE! First we lure them in with our cuteness, then we RULE THE WORLD!!!

aifinkso we iz stil in teh plannin stayges.

The last thing I remember is mixing tequila and catnip and the next thing I know is I'm up here.

wuz inna lint trap plz check pokets nex time

I'll get you next time, Gadget. Next time.

87% of all nip users started wiff coffee - don't let ur kitteh be next

You want me to 'splain the next one too?

Next time, YOU walk the bloody dog.