PATIENCE LITTLE ONE! First we lure them in with our cuteness, then we RULE THE WORLD!!!
aifinkso we iz stil in teh plannin stayges.
The last thing I remember is mixing tequila and catnip and the next thing I know is I'm up here.
wuz inna lint trap plz check pokets nex time
I'll get you next time, Gadget. Next time.
87% of all nip users started wiff coffee - don't let ur kitteh be next
You want me to 'splain the next one too?
Next time, YOU walk the bloody dog.
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