He read what the candidates had to say . Only possible response .
politikz wuz neber rly kittehz fing.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
I should buy a boat.
Wut happenz if ur boat sinkz?
now that chuck testa is played out can we get back to me?
Pheewww! Might not want to go in there for a while...
Dunt get awl hi n mitey.