most cats look down at you, questioning your intelligence not this one

U still dum tho, hoomin...

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Yup. Yup. I aint cumplainin. Started out wif nuthin. Still got most of it.

Professor Mousey's invisibility potion wore off at the most inopportune time

For most things there's MasterCard For everything else there's Vodka

The world's most Epic game of ROCK PAPER SCISSORS came to an abrupt stand still when both players figured out they could only play PAPER PAPER er... PAPER?!