Oops, sorry It sounded like you were hurting her.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Gene was having such a good time, no one had the heart to tell him he was rolling in oregano.
Hang on! To be a real hipster I have to be vegetarian?
Fred's presidential ambitions hit the skids when pictures of his "indiscretion" became public.
Tommy waited all night for his girlfriend to call him back... ...then he realised his phone was actually a TV remote