from: Miss Kitty Manners Knows Best: 'A true lady never exposes her ankles.'

etti-catz alwayz noez bestest!

I miss my box

Do you think the witch will miss her broom? I don't know but I want to see her face when she sees what we left in her cauldron.

YOUZ LIKES TO MEET MY GIRLFRIENDZ MS.PIGGIE

I know it's been two years but I still miss 'em.

Miss July Turn-ons: long walks on a bearskin rug, naps, catnip, sandy litterboxes, naps, tuna, naps, whipping cream.

Turn-offs: doggies, baths, Aunt Bertha, baths, dry cat food, baths, the vet, baths, Big Bird, baths, rocking chairs.