Hello Josephine, pleased to meet you. I'm the doctor! Betters not meens da V-E-T!
i luv u pointeh littl kitteh
There, I unbunched your panties. May now you can has a rational debate?
Gud newz! Dad is OK! Hiz hed is nawt wher yu sed it wuz!
You need to enunciate your words... it's "cactus" not "catnip"!