There, I unbunched your panties. May now you can has a rational debate?
Gud newz! Dad is OK! Hiz hed is nawt wher yu sed it wuz!
You need to enunciate your words... it's "cactus" not "catnip"!
When I sed git mi sumthing slinky for my birthday, dis iz not whut I meant!
YOU'RE BIPOLAR? WELL...ARE WE AT THE NORTH OR THE SOUTH POLE RIGHT NOW?
They told me to post my complaints... ...It's not working.
You can see why I called you over here. I'm going to need help getting the bird that laid THAT egg.
Ever Interrogated Two Paint-Covered Kids?
LOL of the Day: Comedian Impersonates Female Celebrities ...
Watching These Aussies Win at a Japanese Gambling Machine ...
Get Checked for Your Health Men!
We Need to Be Honest With Ourselves About The Little Mermaid
Rewrite of the Day: The Internet Reboots Sexist Book That ...
Foot-in-Mouth of Day: ESPN Student Reporter Tweets ‘Joke’ ...
Guardians of the Galaxy Outtake Would Make Kevin Bacon Proud
The Reasons it Is Not Working
15 Ways The United States Is The Best (At Being The Worst)
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more