There, I unbunched your panties. May now you can has a rational debate?
Gud newz! Dad is OK! Hiz hed is nawt wher yu sed it wuz!
You need to enunciate your words... it's "cactus" not "catnip"!
When I sed git mi sumthing slinky for my birthday, dis iz not whut I meant!
YOU'RE BIPOLAR? WELL...ARE WE AT THE NORTH OR THE SOUTH POLE RIGHT NOW?
They told me to post my complaints... ...It's not working.
You can see why I called you over here. I'm going to need help getting the bird that laid THAT egg.
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