DOGS: They still love you, even though they know you're made of meat.
goggies are gud at luvin hoomans
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
I NEED DIS I NEED DIS OH GOD I NEED DIS
Iz it rly a need, kitteh? Or juss a want?
The carnage... it pleases me.
Red meat is bad for you! No, fuzzy green meat is bad for you. Now gimme some of that!