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If you're trying to impress me with your double reverse somersault with pike... consider me suitably impressed!
Get thee inside me, Turkey!
Your panties are now crotchless, you can thank me later
Only YOU understand me, Mr. Squiffles! Which is why I had to kill the rest of them.
You boxed me on my ears. I'm calling the ASPCA.
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