he's not perfect but he's perfect for me

Ai always taek good care ob mai frends.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Don't bark at me again. Got it?

dis iz ur last warnin!

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

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Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

CHANGED YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME

at leest ai doan jus luk pretteh in pikshurz liek ur last girlfren.

They're LOOKING at me.

deez see munkeez r a lil creepeh...

Me? High from sniffing magic markers? Why would you think that?

Datz me before Jenny Craigz.