Stick me in here, eh? Well, I got a letter for you and it's "P".
so much 2 p on, so litul tiem...
teh mailman will never suspect nuttins...
seems liek a rly gud plan.
HELLO, MR. MAILMAN. I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU!
i've been waitin 4 a looong tiem...
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
neither rain nor snow nor gloom of night shall stay these couriers from their appointed rounds
You'b got mayul!
Special delibery! Of cuteness!
luks liek sum1 else ai knoz!