Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

She's got legs... she knows how to use 'em....

u yoozes dem fer cyoot stretchin, ob corse!

Oh, boo hoo. You cut your leg off and you're bleeding out. You'll come up with any reason not to feed me on time.

itz nawt liek u needed it anywayz...

IF THE NUTS DON'T FALL GO AFTER THEM

datz sum gud advise rite der!

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY. WE CAN REBUILD HIM.

owr bujjit iz a lil tite, tho...

how awful! are you hurt real bad? this is terrible! now who will feed me? and how long will you need my couch?