Him can haz his wisdom, peace and serenity. Ai jus wantz his lap.
He probbubly knows wut he's talkin about though, ai'm a big fan ob meditayshun.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
IGNORES YOU ALL DAY SITS ON YOUR LAP WHEN YOU HAVE TO PEE
Note to self: during job interview "drawing blood from unsuspecting laps" is not a good "greatest strength" answer